My good friend Bergen sent me this – I cannot say how proud I am of this moment! Thank you Google and Bergen!

I don’t know if Stroh is Rum, but it is something. It is as close to drinking gasoline as you’re going to get without having to pick an Octane level at the pump. We drink Stroh 80 and only the 80. We also only drink it when we’re feeling stupid, cruel or like killing ourselves. [...]