Why are we obsessed with Charlie Sheen? Well I think the reason is that we, as human beings love to talk about other people; It is our favorite thing to do. We don’t actually talk about much else.. we gossip; when was last time you hung around with a group of your friends and didn’t [...]

This is another stupid email that someone thought was insightful, and decided to waste my time with it. My answers are below each point. Truisms 1. I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. I have a mac – 128 bit encrypted root access [...]

Dear mc chris, I’m one of those silly, nerdy, vegetarian, music playing, comic book-reading, and computer programming dweebs who have, in the past, bought your albums, t-shirts and tickets to your shows. I’ve got a nice little collection of photos of you and me (with you in the same pose and me in a variety [...]

This is the alarm console in our office building. What the hell is audible silence?

This is progressive’s idea of going paperless. These were all in the same envelope, as little notes for you to write down your account number on the back when you decide to use the interweb as your billing tool. There was of course a ton of other literature, but I felt the purity of the [...]

Does anyone else find this as funny as I do? Religulous vs Fireproof? Someone please felch Kirk Cameron.

I don’t know if everyone else will find this as strange as I do, but this picture was taken on the first floor of a three floor building. Now I am not the world’s leading advocate of handicapped rights, but I don’t park in handicapped spaces and don’t throw people out of their wheelchairs when [...]