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How to Vote in Hillsbourgh County if you’re a Human Being

Or dirty, filthy pinko Democrat. President/Vice President – Barack Obama/Joe Biden (Wow… there’s a shock) U.S. Representative, Dist. 9 – Bill Mitchell (Better than the alternatives) State Representative, Dist. 60 – E.J. Ford (Filthy Democrat) Property Appraiser – Ken Ayers (Another Filth Democrat) Tax Collector – Beverly P. Harris (Doug Belden is an idiot) Supervisor [...]

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Barstool Economics Nonsense

I got that idiotic “Barstool Economics” email today from my boss. My grandmother sent it to me a few days ago. I won’t go into what it says because you can find a million fucking copies on the interweb that will tell you how great a picture of our economic system is. My response to [...]

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Democrats Have Higher IQs than Republicans

Found a really interesting post on Half Sigma about how the average IQ of the parties shifts as smarter people move away from certain values and ideas. From the post: Once upon a time, the Democratic Party was the party of the less intelligent and the Republican Party was the party of the more intelligent. [...]

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Hillsborough County Democratic Primary

This shouldn’t be this hard. But if anyone else wants to see who they should vote for (if they’re even going to show up) follow this: Official Primary Ballot Democratic Party Hillsborough County, Florida August 26, 2008 Representative in Congress, District 9 These people are normally so useless in real life that I struggle to [...]

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The God Disconnect

The other day I was sitting in a café listening to a conversation between a couple of extremely young “adults”. The one charming youngster said “Hey, you know those tall birds that don’t fly, you know the ones that walk alongside the road? Well, yesterday I was driving down the road at like 60 or [...]

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