Christian Cookbook

The secret ingredient is love. As mentioned in the sacred cookbook:

For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten burrito, that whosoever eatith in him should not perish, but have moderate to severe diarrhea.
– John 3:16

Delight yourself in the lard and it will give you the desires of your heart.
– Puck 37:4

This is the daiquiri Mario has made; let us rejoice and be glad in it.
– Batali 118:24

In the beginning was the Rice, and the Rice was with Vinegar, and the Rice was Good.
– Morimoto 1:1

A typical Italian (but not-Catholics-they’re-not-real-Christians) course might look like:

  • Salvation Taco Salad with Sanctimonious Salsa
  • Devilishly Anti-Christ Antipasto
  • Everlasting Life Lasagna with Defense of Marriage Acini di pepe
  • Holy Trinity Tautology Tiramisu
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