The secret ingredient is love. As mentioned in the sacred cookbook:
For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten burrito, that whosoever eatith in him should not perish, but have moderate to severe diarrhea.
– John 3:16
Delight yourself in the lard and it will give you the desires of your heart.
– Puck 37:4
This is the daiquiri Mario has made; let us rejoice and be glad in it.
– Batali 118:24
In the beginning was the Rice, and the Rice was with Vinegar, and the Rice was Good.
– Morimoto 1:1
A typical Italian (but not-Catholics-they’re-not-real-Christians) course might look like:
- Salvation Taco Salad with Sanctimonious Salsa
- Devilishly Anti-Christ Antipasto
- Everlasting Life Lasagna with Defense of Marriage Acini di pepe
- Holy Trinity Tautology Tiramisu