How to Vote in Hillsbourgh County if you’re a Human Being

Or dirty, filthy pinko Democrat.

President/Vice President – Barack Obama/Joe Biden (Wow… there’s a shock)

U.S. Representative, Dist. 9 – Bill Mitchell (Better than the alternatives)

State Representative, Dist. 60 – E.J. Ford (Filthy Democrat)

Property Appraiser – Ken Ayers (Another Filth Democrat)

Tax Collector – Beverly P. Harris (Doug Belden is an idiot)

Supervisor of Elections – Phyllis Busansky (Buddy Johnson is an amoral moron)

County Commissioner, Dist. 2 – Write-In Candidate (If the Dems can’t get a reasonable candidates, vote for Snoopy for all I care)

County Commissioner, Dist. 6 – Kevin Beckner (Bad democrat better than a Republican)

Justice of the Supreme Court (Charles T. Wells) – NO (Terry Shivo nonsense)

District Court of Appeal (Chris W. Altenbernd) – NO

District Court of Appeal (Carolyn K. Fulme) – NO

District Court of Appeal (Morris Silberman) – NO

District Court of Appeal (James W. Whatley) – NO

School Board Member, Dist. 7 – NO

Soil and Water Conservation, Dist. 2 – NO

Soil and Water Conservation, Dist. 4 – NO

Amendment 1: “RELATING TO PROPERTY RIGHTS/INELIGIBLE ALIENS” – VOTE YES
Removes discriminatory barriers to ownership, possession, and inheritance of property by noncitizens. Discrimination based on citizenship status.

Amendment 2: “FLORIDA MARRIAGE PROTECTION AMENDMENT” – VOTE NO
Really?

Amendment 3: “CHANGES AND IMPROVEMENTS NOT AFFECTING THE ASSESSED VALUE OF RESIDENTIAL REAL PROPERTY” – VOTE YES
At least they’re trying.

Amendment 4: “PROPERTY TAX EXEMPTION OF PERPETUALLY CONSERVED LAND; CLASSIFICATION AND ASSESSMENT OF LAND USED FOR CONSERVATION” – VOTE YES
Trying… not great but what do you expect.

Amendment 6: “ASSESSMENT OF WORKING WATERFRONT PROPERTY BASED ON CURRENT USE” – VOTE NO
I have no idea what this is about, who it benifits and what it even means. No one does – ie it’s a scam.

Amendment 8: “LOCAL OPTION COMMUNITY COLLEGE FUNDING” – VOTE NO
Regressive tax

2 Responses to How to Vote in Hillsbourgh County if you’re a Human Being

  1. mandie November 4, 2008 at 2:15 pm #

    can you vote now? i forget where you fall on the dirty foriegner spectrum… I’ll tell you what, its infuriating to have all this shit going on and stupid hicks like my friends jenn and jake and my mom dont even bother to vote because thier ignorant assholes.

  2. Magiccrab November 4, 2008 at 6:59 pm #

    Good god! Of course I can vote. I swear to god, if anyone doesn’t vote, or worse, votes for Nader, I will have to castrate them with a spoon.

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