Happy Birthday to Jacob

A little something for Danny: Happy Birthday you scum sucking, dead-dog fucking, dick licking, scab picking, chicken beating, shit eating, cunt chewing, vomit spewing, pus drinking, filth thinking, ass scratching, 70′s matching, nose digging, match rigging, corpse smelling, “eeee” yelling, Johnson loving, turd shoveling, penis drawing, clit gnawing, slack-jaw sounding, meat pounding, barrel scraping, baby raping, anus itching, eye twitching, blood shitting, bottle lipping, filth reading, ear bleeding, disease spreading, hell heading, chicken-scratch writing, cock biting, cum slurping, garlic burping, “dick-shit” screaming, gay seeming, pill popping, thrift-store shopping faggot.